Last friday was Happy Teachers’ Day celebration.
We played Musical Chairs and guess what the forfeit was.
Credits to Super Sexy Susanna for letting me steal her photos from her blog.
And to Weiqing (Eun Chae/Bong Soon) and Meizhen (Yong/Iljimae)
See, I made everyone know what Iljimae is.
Watch hor, not only pose/take photo.
1. Get 100 marks for everything.
2. Teach her how to shaaaaaang yuuuuueee (i don’t get what’s this either) step by step.
3. Help her take off her bra everyday after recess (be careful not to tamper lace)
4. Lick eraser dust off her hongzi with saliva-less tongue.
5. Say yes when she asks you whether she can take off her pants in class.
6. Do not attend Wanxin Bitching Sessions(WBS)
7. Perm her hair FOC (Condition: At least 98% brain cells have to be successfully stimulated)
8. Help her cover her test marks when the testpaper is given back while she happens to be in the toilet.
9. Disguise yourself as Small Bread Superman.
10. Provide plastic rulers whenever she requests for them (Supply yourself with at least 10 each day)
Moral of the guide:
Don’t be wanxin’s friend.(It’s impossible)
Chapter I : How to be smart like Smart Person in your dreams
Step 1:
Stare at Smart Person during assembly.
Step 2:
Record everyday observations of Smart Person’s every move in a logbook.
Step 3:
Analyse observations and compare to own’s behaviour.
Step 4:
Adopt to Smart Person’s moves and act like Smart Person.
Step 5:
Inch nearer and nearer to Smart Person and make friends with him/her.
Step 6:
Try
forging Smart Person’s signature on Nanyang Girls’ High School foolscap
paper with a green pen as many times as possible. (Ideal no. of times =
3)
Step 7:
Draw a heart beside Smart Person’s forged signature.
Step 8:
Colour the heart green.
Step 9:
When confronted by Smart Person, deny strongly and say: I just thought your
handwriting very nice what, so I copy. Drag each word as long as
possible (to invoke suspense in Smart Person).
Step 10:
(Only
to be carried out when Smart Person does not seem to forgive you) Say:
So sorry okay, I didn’t mean anything. I just thought your signature
was nice.
stupid i cant remember what is expressionism during the test and went to ask nat behind(how convenient) and she gave me two lines which i word by word copied into my first question answer. what can two lines do? and i didnt continue writing.
and all the questions were 10 marks.
then he goes out.
and when i wanted to like giraffe at mingzhen’s answer, he went to hire like some hcjc passer-bys to invigilate us.
and when i tried to look right(a bit), this girl in folded X 233434093 skirt glared at me with watermelon eyes, what an indian pancake.
then eunice and jingwen.
if this type of person can get a fan club, then what about wanxin?
elmo, frog, bear and friends
thank you eunice/linsha/yumo/jingwen/lisa he(?)/blah,
for the nice nice flexible-mouth-big-head-small-body-like-yijun-elmo(:
You will be blessed!
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